What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:49
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
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Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger